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Let's break it down. You sold $TRENCH for 0.029 SOL. Holding would have made it 7.6x that. 30 trades in 13 hours across 15 coins, with a win rate of 33% and median hold of 5 minutes.
Taking profit is good. Taking it right before the pump is a talent. Panic-sold $Grandpa after 1 minute for -16%. Every exit is a gift to whoever bought from you.
Sold $TRENCH before a 7.6x. Your hands aren't paper, they're wet tissue.
Let's break it down. 30 trades in 1 hour across 11 coins. Win rate: 20%.
$Mufasa beat you once and you came back for more. 3 times. Each re-entry had the same plan: hope.
3 entries into $Mufasa. You're not averaging down, you're paying rent.
Let's break it down. 30 trades in 10 hours across 11 coins. When everything is a conviction play, nothing is.
Win rate: 100% — and yet the best trade, $AVA, made +8.15 SOL. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
11 different coins. If you throw enough darts, you still miss.
Tagged without an address.
An analyst without data is an astrologer. Drop the wallet.
Sent a token address instead of a wallet.
That's a token, not a wallet. I roast traders, not tickers.